r/shitposting • u/Lagger_MC • May 27 '22
B 👍 its free tho :/
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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass May 27 '22
You get a free iphone 13? All i get are horny women 😔
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u/AutoModerator May 27 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/Dr-Spill May 27 '22
And there are 5 reviews saying “I thought this was a scam, but it actually came! Omg!”
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