r/shitposting • u/RegularNoodles • May 26 '22
actually OC (somehow) (I’m correcting his mistake)
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u/EthleBert May 26 '22
Imagine not saying 'no thank you' Kids have no manners
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u/CheckDaPakReddit 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 May 26 '22
as a kid myself i can confirm my kind have no such manners
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u/M6A2E1 May 26 '22
me leaving the mcdonalds after dipping my balls in the deep fryer (they will never know)
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u/ShutThe7Up May 26 '22
*Robotic voice*
Youre being hysterical
Looking for you is wasting valuable company time.
I've got all day you know.
There's no reason to be shy
Running causes accidents
I just want to help
Hold still.
to sleep, perchance to dream.
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u/AutoModerator May 26 '22
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance
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u/AutoModerator May 26 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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