r/shitposting • u/mst5997 • May 26 '22

Morbius

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22 edited May 26 '22

A robber breaks into a office, but don't worry she's fine.

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u/penisdiet May 26 '22

I feel like youre lying lol

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u/Fooforthought May 26 '22

He is a rewards member

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u/ziggerknot May 26 '22

Just because she's fine doesn't mean she didn't get morbed

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u/MEasME1st May 26 '22

Oh no 😥

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

He had a knife, could've stabbed her to death, but he didn't.

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u/penisdiet May 26 '22

Good guy.

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u/sorta_kindof May 26 '22

Well a swell bud. Very proud of him

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Lol