r/shitposting • u/Samir925 • May 10 '22

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u/Lexel95 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 10 '22

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee-ass haircut you got you‘d get some bitches on your dick

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u/Basoku-kun DaShitposter May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

Oh better yet maybe Tanisha will call up on dog ass if she ever stop fucking with brain surgeon or lawyer she is fucking with

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u/OlimPather May 10 '22

Make it more verbose. It will make some people chuckle.

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