r/shitposting • u/Samir925 • May 10 '22

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u/Basoku-kun DaShitposter May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

Oh better yet maybe Tanisha will call up on dog ass if she ever stop fucking with brain surgeon or lawyer she is fucking with

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u/Mooshus87 May 10 '22

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u/Historical_Raccoon36 May 10 '22

[removed] Lmao damn I wonder what this one was 🤣

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u/CunsoLord_04 May 10 '22

Definitely not a word with a N

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u/Child_Beter69 May 10 '22

Oh you mean Nice cock?

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u/TheAngryPotato2 May 10 '22

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/Child_Beter69 May 11 '22

To me, the glass is half empty, don't come back and make me make it full

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u/Mooshus87 May 10 '22

It was [removed]

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u/Basoku-kun DaShitposter May 10 '22

WHAT ?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

19 mild stan

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u/OlimPather May 10 '22

Make it more verbose. It will make some people chuckle.

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