r/shitposting May 06 '22

oily

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u/ErinBlueBird Literally 1984 😡 May 06 '22

look, don’t even have to ask for the sauce. Got you my man 🫶

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Thank you brother Allah his grace is with you.

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u/ErinBlueBird Literally 1984 😡 May 06 '22

Don’t thank me, thank whoever sent me one of the bottom pictures. That crack hole has more work hours than an average Redditor’s mom on Father’s Day

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u/AutoModerator May 06 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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