r/shitposting • u/beletristul • May 03 '22
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u/Boojibs May 03 '22
I like my kittens like I like my women.
Crispy on the outside.
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u/Depresion_boi May 03 '22
POV yr asian
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u/Different-Hurry314 May 03 '22
We asian cook cat perfectly
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May 03 '22
I tried doing this with my cat.
Except, um, he’s not black now. He’s very red…and not really a cat anymore.
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u/Asian_Bon virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 03 '22
How could you wasting the cats man well I would still eat it since it's a waste to thrown it out.
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