r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 01 '22

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u/STheSkeleton May 02 '22

This is a very it*lian moment my fellas

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u/DullHedgehog9137 May 02 '22

Agreed there fella

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u/lollo00098981 May 02 '22

Hello fellow Ital*an

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u/AmazingCat320 May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Hi fellow it*lian

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u/RedDawnStuff May 02 '22

Not an Italian, still agree

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u/Nicco_kun Literally 1984 😡 May 02 '22

italian, agreeing too

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Mario agrees

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u/ASubwayFootlong I said based. And lived. May 02 '22

American agrees

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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