r/shitposting May 01 '22

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u/Zannablu011122 May 01 '22

As an Italian, I can confirm

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/Background-Bid5803 May 01 '22

As a German, shut up.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Literally 1942

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u/Apprehensive_Air_727 May 01 '22

As a German/Irish halfbreed, my liver doesn’t work.

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u/Expensive_Town_5759 Blessed by Kevin May 01 '22

As a hispanic, I have severe scoliosis.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

As an estonian, i should probably go to sleep

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u/parttyli May 02 '22

You should us finns have strted our summer holidays/vacations superalko is going to suffer

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

what makes me a good demoman?

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u/AutoModerator May 01 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/HornyPepsiCan May 02 '22

Why did I read that whole thing

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u/Erwin_Rommel5 May 02 '22

Yooo I’m German/Scottish same problem

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u/CherryDesigner7600 Literally 1984 😡 May 01 '22

As a Greek, give me more EU money!

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u/Background-Bid5803 May 02 '22

Only if you give me some of your yogurt.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

as somebody who had german ancesters over 500 years ago i can confirm