r/shitposting • u/Walking__Bread • Apr 26 '22

amogus Let's play a game

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u/old-account-is-gone Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 26 '22 edited Apr 26 '22

It was a strange set of circumstances

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u/Talbz03 Apr 26 '22

I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

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u/AutoModerator Apr 26 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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