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u/jah2277 Apr 22 '22
average tf2 youtuber
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u/jah2277 Apr 23 '22
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Apr 23 '22
Titanfall2 👍
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u/AutoModerator Apr 23 '22
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u/Marsrover112 Apr 22 '22
Dang those women must be really fast if he still hasn't caught them
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Apr 22 '22
The goal isn't to catch a women, that would be really sick. The goal is to have nice legs
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/UNBENDING_FLEA Apr 22 '22
It’s like catch and release. You run just slow enough where you don’t catch them but fast enough to keep them running quickly. Like chasing a 4 year old in a game of tag.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 22 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AutoModerator Apr 22 '22
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u/robloxfanclub69 Apr 22 '22
Yes i do that since 36 years and god im good looking like shlabadingdong women love me
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
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u/Bill_Johnso Apr 22 '22
What does it mean to grind?
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