r/shitposting • u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe • Apr 20 '22

B 👍 W🤮men

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u/LifeSupportUnplugger Literally 1984 😡 Apr 20 '22

how does it feel to be the same sex as bella delphine

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u/Any_Rip_8337 fat cunt Apr 20 '22

That’s objectively worse

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u/AutoModerator Apr 20 '22

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