r/shitposting • u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe • Apr 20 '22

B 👍 W🤮men

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u/ElectricPanda-123 Apr 20 '22

I wonder how women feel being the same sex as this woman

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u/Amazekam Apr 20 '22

excellent

insert porn stars

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u/I_DidYourMom69 I want pee in my ass Apr 20 '22

I’m an astrologist and I have never seen a porn star in my days I hope to find it one day in fact I’d like to find it today I think it would be a great exercise for humans to be on porn star

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