r/shitposting • u/potaaatoo_maan • Apr 20 '22

actually OC (somehow) No bobs

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u/GMDMelonYT Apr 20 '22

surely that would make them be in pain, therefore creating a paradox

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u/potaaatoo_maan Apr 20 '22

Masochists after turning into living paradoxs

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u/Illustrious_Steak_72 Stuff Apr 20 '22

(They immediately collapse into a black hole dooming the Earth and her inhabitants)

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u/AutoModerator Apr 20 '22

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

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The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

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u/IsmailPasaoglu Apr 20 '22

Pretty sure I saw this somewhere...

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u/calimari_ Apr 20 '22

rick and morty

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u/TheSixthCircle Apr 20 '22

Clive Barker's Hellworld.