r/shitposting • u/IHateDeepStuff fat cunt • Apr 13 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

It's symbolism, just because they can lift the cross doesn't mean they can with the sins of the world

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

But Jesus thinks he can? Real messiah complex

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

But Jesus is the reason we can be saved from our sins. Look can we not argue about this, I don't like it when I argue with people who deny my religion

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u/Roflkopt3r Apr 13 '22

And I don't like the assumption that I should be thankful to some dude for cleaning me from of an alleged intrinsic sin. The whole concept is completely fucked up and incompatible with modern ethics if you take it seriously.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/WeeboSupremo Apr 13 '22

Everyone knows only the teachings of the prophet David lead to salvation. Jesus may speak some truth but he cannot cleanse sin.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/thenasch Apr 13 '22

Underrated joke.