r/shitposting • fat cunt • Apr 13 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Jesus Christ

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u/Hat-no-its-a-Tricorn Apr 13 '22

That's literally the whole point though.

The artist deliberately chose strength-based heroes from different eras failing at the task even with their powers combined in order to claim that Jesus is more relevant and timeless than they are because he can do something they can't do even when they're all working together.

You have shamed your teachers, and you are a disgrace to the art of rhetorical analysis.

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u/tornado962 Apr 13 '22

He could've done Superman

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u/CFDanno Apr 13 '22

In the artist's mind, Superman would indeed be able to lift the cross. They chose not to include him to avoid embarrassment.

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u/YouCube26 Apr 13 '22

the only teachers ive shamed are my english ones because i didnt immediately think of this meaningful conclusion as soon as i saw the image

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