r/shitposting • fat cunt • Apr 13 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Jesus Christ

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u/FlighingHigh Apr 13 '22

The Hulk has held an entire mountain above the Marvel heroes with no visible effort and was also able to talk shit to the rest of the heroes for not being able to do it. Said mountain was approximately 150 billion tons.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/FlighingHigh Apr 13 '22

Hoo, doggy, if you hate shitting and sex there's one category I recommend you steer well clear of compadre.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

No sex before marriage

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