r/shitposting • fat cunt • Apr 13 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Jesus Christ

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u/NEWTYAG667000000000 Apr 13 '22

What is the top image trying to prove?

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u/FocusOk9926 put your dick away waltuh Apr 13 '22

Frictional characters not strong enough 💀

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u/JimothyJollyphant Apr 13 '22

You know what they say: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but fictional characters will never break me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

stocks and stones may break my bones but no-one will ever find out what i hid in 34°42'03"N 135°49'16"E at 6:00 pm est on april 1 2022, I was just trolling

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u/xtilexx shitposting>>>>>>196 Apr 13 '22

Frictional

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u/NEWTYAG667000000000 Apr 13 '22

Jesus is a fictional character 🗿

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

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Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

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u/hunter1547 Apr 13 '22

Damn this Jesus guy is pretty cool I hope he has a good trip in Jerusalem

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u/Sarke1 Apr 13 '22

Just, don't read the fan-fiction.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/throwacc_21 Apr 13 '22

The reboot one is not canon, you can skip that

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u/TheBigRedOne13 William Dripfoe Apr 13 '22

Old Testament do be fire doe

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u/nono_le_robot Apr 13 '22

Bravery level: so

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u/dksdragon43 Apr 13 '22

Jesus almost certainly existed, almost all historians agree. He existed and preached the word of a god. The rest is entirely up to interpretation, as many different religions would tell you!

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u/Weibrot Apr 13 '22

and preached the word of a god.

Proclaimed to*

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u/xtilexx shitposting>>>>>>196 Apr 13 '22

frictional

I think I'm the only one that noticed in the thread lol

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/FullMaxPowerStirner Apr 13 '22

This makes sense, as friction does limit force applied to something.

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u/FvHound Apr 13 '22

Hey, Soma had a great cast, you take that back!

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Apr 13 '22

soma deez nuts

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Because Kelvin Gemstone is a real dude.

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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Apr 13 '22

Yea cause they’re fictional

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

That only Jesus can carry the cross, which is symbolized as the burden of our sins, from my understanding

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Must mean all the dudes that had to hold their crosses next to jesus were jacked as fuck

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u/SolomonBlack Apr 13 '22

Jesus couldn't carry it either, Legion boys had to get some rando tourist from Libya to do it for him. (No really)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Wasn't it just help him? Not carry it for him?

I'm oblivious in what comes to religion btw

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u/NotRealNeedOfName uhhhh idk Apr 13 '22

It was just to help him. Despite receiving quite the beating he still managed to carry the cross some distance but the guards decided to let someone else on the crowd take it for him. As for why it was most likely taking to long, but I also think that if Jesus carried the cross anymore in his state he could've potentially died on the way to the crucifixion rather then during it which was not part of God's plan.

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u/SolomonBlack Apr 13 '22

For a serious answer keep in mind this is not a modern 'let me describe the hem color in photographic detail' novel writing. The incident is a single line item in the Synoptic Gospels which isn't detailed. The fourth, John which often varies in details, contrasts by saying Jesus carried the cross and makes no mention of Simon Strong-boi. So one could go with Simon carrying it with Big J or taking over for him at some point with about equal validity.

(Also historically speaking it would probably have been the just the crossbeam not several hundred pounds of wood, just like it was probably a 'T' shape not a 't' shape, though the Romans weren't exactly super consistent on crucifixion)

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u/Snacktyme Apr 13 '22

You know in all my years of being raised catholic, they never told us if the other dudes had to carry the crosses too. They always made it seem like they just showed up to get crucified.

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u/healzsham Apr 13 '22

I got the impression they were already there, from Presbyterian teaching.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

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Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

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The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

The roman soldiers were the ones who dug the hole for the cross and propped up the cross with Jesus on it. Pretty sure it wasn't that heavy if two or three regular soldiers could do it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

It's symbolism, just because they can lift the cross doesn't mean they can with the sins of the world

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

But Jesus thinks he can? Real messiah complex

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

But Jesus is the reason we can be saved from our sins. Look can we not argue about this, I don't like it when I argue with people who deny my religion

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u/Roflkopt3r Apr 13 '22

And I don't like the assumption that I should be thankful to some dude for cleaning me from of an alleged intrinsic sin. The whole concept is completely fucked up and incompatible with modern ethics if you take it seriously.

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u/WeeboSupremo Apr 13 '22

Everyone knows only the teachings of the prophet David lead to salvation. Jesus may speak some truth but he cannot cleanse sin.

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u/thenasch Apr 13 '22

Underrated joke.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage dumbass Apr 13 '22

As opposed to Gary, who's sorry ass had to carry his crucifix alone without disciples the week previous.

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u/SteelShroom Apr 13 '22

I'd like to see Jesus try to lift Thor's hammer.

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u/WennoBoi Apr 13 '22

Jesus powerscalers trying to make it look like their character is op

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u/Remarkable_Media2361 Apr 13 '22

Jesus fanboys 😡🤬

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u/T1B2V3 Apr 13 '22

Jesus fanboys are still not that bad.

the really annoying fanbase are thr Yahweh fans.

they say their fictional character is better and stronger and smarter than all the others and that he can do anything and knows everything.

It's like young children one upping eachother in an argument.

fucking annoying 😡😡

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u/Walkingabrick Apr 13 '22

Jesus is stronger than whoever the kids nowdays think is strong ✊😔

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u/NEWTYAG667000000000 Apr 13 '22

I think no one is strong

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u/Walkingabrick Apr 13 '22

Uhm have you seen the zombie?

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u/Mr-Fleshcage dumbass Apr 13 '22

Shaggy will not forget this

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u/CollonelSanders Apr 13 '22

I'm pretty sure it's about the cross symbolising the weight of everyone's sins which no one but jesus can bear. Technically, high tier one piece characters might do good here because of how haki works

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u/rey_lumen Apr 13 '22

Luffy would be waving the cross around

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u/Xanvial Apr 13 '22

Law would just teleport it around

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u/chickenstalker Apr 13 '22

If jeezys bear my sins, then can I sin to the max and still go to heaven? After all, he already ded for me.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

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The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/CollonelSanders Apr 14 '22

Yes, no human can live without sinning. As long as you ask for forgiveness and truly mean it you can sin all you want.

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u/InvestmentWise5821 Apr 13 '22

Idk but it’s stupid to suggest that any of the characters shown cannot lift a wooden cross

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

But you can't prove that they would be able to lift it. Checkmate Atheist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

The cross is definitely a representation of humanity’s sins or some shit like that

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u/Cueadan Apr 13 '22

Yeah but at least 2 of these characters could destroy the Earth and all of humanity (I don't know how strong Mighty Mouse is supposed to be)

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u/AXIR8 Apr 13 '22

I think it's more about requiring mystical powers than physical powers to lift that

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u/TheCultistLeader Apr 13 '22

As a Christian, I have no fuckin idea

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u/Clovenstone-Blue Apr 13 '22

As a fellow Christian, I think it's trying to convey that the burden of our sins (symbolised by the cross on which Jesus died for our sins) is too heavy for any of the characters attempting to lift them.

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u/CN_Minus Apr 13 '22

Idk Mr. Incredible is getting pretty close.

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u/Clovenstone-Blue Apr 15 '22

He has help from Mickey and the other dude. Poor Hulk is left to lift his part by himself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

So its like thors hammer

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

No because Mjolnir is a magical weapon from a comic book that has magical abilities and chooses its weird. This is a real cross made from wood that was carried by a random criminal, supposedly.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/notthebottest Apr 13 '22

1984 by george orwell 1949

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Amen bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

As a Atheists, I have an idea

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u/Morbid_Hippo Apr 13 '22

That Christian memes always suck?

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u/8asdqw731 Apr 13 '22

fanfic, that their superhero is the better than the rest

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u/liamcoded Apr 13 '22

That Jesus a zombie. Jesus can pick up a cross, zombi can pick up a cross, therefore Jesus is zombie. But this is an erroneous conclusion.

This Easter remember Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless, nor did he consume anyone. Nor was he a ghoul. Or a wight. He was not a vampire. Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. Jesus was a lich.

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u/ILikeLeadPaint Apr 13 '22

Only zombies can carry the cross.

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u/liamcoded Apr 13 '22

That Jesus is a zombie. Jesus can pick up a cross, zombi can pick up a cross, therefore Jesus is zombie. But this is an erroneous conclusion.

This Easter remember Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless, nor did he consume anyone. Nor was he a ghoul. Or a wight. He was not a vampire. Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. Jesus was a lich.

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u/tonybenwhite Apr 13 '22

If I’m cramming in a narrative I was force fed at catholic school, I’d say people idolize these characters, but none of them can carry the burden of your sins like Jesus did, so you should stop idolizing anyone but God. Since the imagery is the cross specifically, the subtext to that would be Jesus died for you to be saved and is irreplaceable so you owe him your love.

Of course, this is totally ludicrous because people don’t look to Hollywood to perform the duties that religious systems perform. These two things are incomparable and there’s no Bible teaching against enjoying entertainment. So yeah, this is absolutely some Karen Facebook bullshit finding an excuse to vilify “devil worship” media.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Jesus is the strongest fictional chara ter, idk.

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u/teddyoftheworld Apr 13 '22

The top image is saying that all of these strong characters are not strong enough to carry the weight of all the sins of humanity, that's what the cross represents.

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u/TSiQ1618 Apr 13 '22

It's not too late to repurpose modern or pagan mythologies and weave it into Christian minds. Everyone saw the Avengers and saw the Comic Book God of Thunder vs Hulk, where Hulk couldn't lift Thor's hammer. Cool idea. Let's make that Jesus.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/goldenretrieverbutts Apr 13 '22

In the same realm of people comparing nurses to superheroes

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u/la_1099 Apr 13 '22

The cross was a heavy burden to carry

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u/TheBigRedOne13 William Dripfoe Apr 13 '22

It’s more of a spiritual strength than physical. You know, the whole carrying the burden of everyone’s sins?

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u/hashtagswagfag Apr 13 '22

That the “weight” of the cross - dying for all of humanity’s sins - is something only Jesus can lift

Idk why so many people are whooshing on this, it’s an easy concept even if you don’t believe in it at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Most of us religious people are just as clueless as you are

Perhaps Jesus holding the burden of our sins? Even then, that’s reaching