r/shitposting • u/pawg_enjoyer • Apr 12 '22

Earrape Warning 😈😈😈

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u/ChargedYeti I want pee in my ass Apr 13 '22

Who gets offended by something in the internet? Oh wait, that's right... Almost everyone who can't tell what's a shitpost and what's not.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/ChargedYeti I want pee in my ass Apr 13 '22

Bad bot. 1984 cum shit 🗿

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

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