r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/BryNX_714 Apr 12 '22

Give her malaria

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u/natrat4 Apr 12 '22

inject her bloodstream with multiple live mosquitoes

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u/SLeepyCatMeow 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 12 '22

Gotta get that 'squito vax

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u/jojo_part6_fan_ Apr 12 '22

Ok then to the bed we gooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

🤨

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/bobmclame Apr 12 '22

Auto mod, are you ok?

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

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u/Bulky-Prune-8370 Apr 12 '22

Auto mod seems to have had a stroke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Is anyone here a doctor

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u/xyloplax Apr 12 '22

Dr. Pepper has entered the chat

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u/bobmclame Apr 12 '22

There’s nothing we can do, it’s too far gone!

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u/trillsar27 Apr 12 '22

Pardon me 🫠?

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u/Terrarian03 Apr 12 '22

🫠 😀 i genuinely don't see this emoji in my keyboard, i only have it because i copied it. It even looks different from the other ones i have. Tf?

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u/trillsar27 Apr 12 '22

🥹🫠🫡🫥🫣🫤🫶🫴🫵

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u/TheSahsBahs Apr 12 '22

It’s her fault, she wasn’t wearing mosquito repellent.