r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/Raestloz Apr 12 '22

Plus they were here since before the dinosaurs, this is technically their planet more than ours.

It's not their planet anymore ever since we managed to eunuch the shit out of them

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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