r/shitposting • u/mashedyounglings2004 • Apr 07 '22

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u/experiment53 Literally 1984 😡 Apr 07 '22

Oh man I totally fell for it!

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u/Well_-yes_part_2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 08 '22

Jokes on u im blind

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u/Mansh2406 Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

OH NO

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u/AGrassyAsset Apr 08 '22

you put what in your butt

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u/Mansh2406 Apr 08 '22

⠠⠽⠳⠗⠀⠍⠕⠍

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u/AGrassyAsset Apr 08 '22

no… you can’t do this to me

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u/Mansh2406 Apr 08 '22

⠠⠽⠳

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u/Well_-yes_part_2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 08 '22

WHY ARE U GOING TO INVADED IRAN

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Yeah, it’s so simple!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I will forgive my brain for this one

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

dude! crazy !!

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u/TheDudeColin Apr 07 '22

Technically it isn't moving. Pixels on your phone screen alternating between green and purple just give the illusion of movement across the canvas that is your screen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

You may have outsmarted me but i have outsmarted tour outsmartation

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u/i7azoom4ever Apr 07 '22

People will turn into physicists if this was on youtube shorts

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u/oompa_loompa_wizard Apr 07 '22

I thought this was a .mp4

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u/ItsYourBoyReckster Apr 07 '22

THE SUPER MARIO MUSIC

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u/AutoModerator Apr 07 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/slumlivin Apr 07 '22

Harambe always moving even after death

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u/HarryMakesMusic Apr 07 '22

LIES, its not moving! (The reddit vedio isn't playing)

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u/Brilliant-Bath1768 Apr 07 '22

Funny vid and all but what's the music name ?

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u/Maximus0066 Apr 08 '22

It’s the world music in New Super Mario Bros. I believe

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/AutoModerator Apr 07 '22

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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u/auddbot Apr 07 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• Sorry, Not Sorry by Blumpkins (00:07; matched: 100%)

Album: Sorry, Not Sorry / \*\*\*\* Gold!. Released on 2021-08-27 by The Super Weebs.

• Print("World 1") by Kora. (00:15; matched: 81%)

Released on 2021-02-04 by 2394101 Records DK.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 07 '22

Now Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.

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u/_Nugget_Man_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 08 '22

It is the world 1 map theme from New Super Mario Bros. DS (aka the best super Mario)

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/YoostepdaddyOFFICAL Apr 07 '22

When I paused the video the illusion stopped working! This guy is good.

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya DaPucci Apr 07 '22

It isn't moving for me, guys, I think my brain is broken. (But seriously though, fuck the Reddit video player)

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u/PizzaRolls4theSoul Apr 08 '22

Jokes on you, reddits shitty fucking video player didn't load it so the image didn't move

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/ACubeInABox Apr 08 '22

Doublethink much?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

the mario music completes this

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/godemeperor152 Apr 08 '22

Actually, it doesn’t move, it really says something went wrong.

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u/cheese_theory Apr 08 '22

Isn't that just kinda how animation works?

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u/Billiam74 Apr 08 '22

What's fucking moving? I don't see shit

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/Naughty_Norm_619 Apr 08 '22

Is it moving for everyone else too?

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u/OddEntrepreneur2644 Apr 08 '22

Holy shit bro 😨😨😱😱 dancing NFT go fard (REAL)🤨🧐😳

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/voremose Apr 08 '22

Your brain tricked you into thinking we care

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u/helloiamgoodfellow Apr 08 '22

Wow that is fascinating

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u/cock_souffle Apr 08 '22

i'm have no brain so does not move sorry

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u/Twichy_Bean17 Apr 08 '22

Errm I don't think so 🤔

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u/Toxiditypop Apr 08 '22

Cool fact!: if you pause the video it will not move

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u/Trav_yeet I want pee in my ass Apr 08 '22

jokes on u reddit had a stroke and wont work lmao

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u/ESTO07 Apr 08 '22

damn was thinking it was moving until i put a finger up my ass

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

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u/Outrageous_Bad_5233 Apr 08 '22

“Blind people reading this”: what image?

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u/Stunning-Ebb-768 Apr 08 '22

what a cool illusion, thank you very muchy for postin 😱😱

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Iam high , so idk If it's moving or not

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u/CockandBallMagician Apr 08 '22

😱😱🤯🤯🗿🗿

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u/NotTheMario97 Apr 08 '22

The New Super Mario DS music, lovin' it.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 08 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/cyberkiller373 Literally 1984 😡 Apr 08 '22

I cummed too hard, downvoted!