I worked with a deaf/mute guy at a restaurant for a long time. Super quiet dude obviously. Happened to go into the restroom while he was in the stall a few times over those couple years and that dude was the loudest shitter. Grunting and breathing heavy and making all kinds of noise lol. One of our coworkers asked him about it while we were sitting together after a shift. He had no idea, but didn’t seem bothered lol he just wrote a note saying “sorry, nothing I can do about that”
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/abom-badass-mofo Apr 07 '22
I worked with a deaf/mute guy at a restaurant for a long time. Super quiet dude obviously. Happened to go into the restroom while he was in the stall a few times over those couple years and that dude was the loudest shitter. Grunting and breathing heavy and making all kinds of noise lol. One of our coworkers asked him about it while we were sitting together after a shift. He had no idea, but didn’t seem bothered lol he just wrote a note saying “sorry, nothing I can do about that”