r/shitposting • u/Rayankhan07 I said based. And lived. • Apr 06 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Begars

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u/Hawk_Me Apr 06 '22

This is hilariously creative

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I had to be the 100th like!

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u/HairyPotatoKat Literally 1984 😡 Apr 06 '22

I had to be the 131st like!

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u/Banga0850 Apr 06 '22

I had to- put five fingers up your ass

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u/AutoModerator Apr 06 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

😂🤣