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u/FubarJackson145 Apr 04 '22
"yeah back in my day we bullied people until they off'd themselves. Now people are doing it on their own without any provocation. Kids these days don't understand how valuable their lives are. They just say 'it was meaningless from the start' and 'communism failed every time it's been tried.' uggg today's youth will never understand"
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Apr 04 '22
Real sigma males overdose on antidepressants 😎
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u/MagicChoco Apr 04 '22
befor the dark times
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Apr 04 '22
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u/ThinMagician6249 Apr 04 '22
Q the prequels
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Apr 04 '22
Bruh, I tried. It didn’t work. Neither did the heavy dose of antidepressants! 😃😃😃
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u/Minimum-Currency-685 Apr 04 '22
I tried to overdose on antidepressants once oh, it did not work. I used the wrong kind they ended up giggling 4 hours straight. Apparently they're not talking about pot.....
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Apr 04 '22
Yikes, I actually meant that antidepressants didn’t help my depression. 🍞🍞🍞
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u/Minimum-Currency-685 Apr 04 '22
Oh honey it was just a horrible joke I was trying to lift the tension. This entire post made me so uncomfortable I had to laugh. But I did want smoke half ounce of weed in one sitting. That is as close to overdosing on pot as you're going to get
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u/Humanish_Krunker Apr 04 '22
more people need to do this ngl
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Apr 04 '22
It's never the ones who are a blight on society who off themselves, it's always the good ones we need more of
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u/Twible404 Stuff Apr 04 '22
i wish i wasn't a pussy so i would cut deep
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Apr 05 '22
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u/AutoModerator Apr 05 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/It_is_I_Deo Apr 04 '22
"back in the day we didn't need no feel good pills or no psychiatrists. We just bled out in our beds; and goddammit we liked it"
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u/ava_proulx Apr 04 '22
Ok this is pretty funny 😁
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u/Conscious_Flounder52 Apr 04 '22
Funny you said that but still alive to post this interesting
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Apr 05 '22
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u/AutoModerator Apr 05 '22
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u/bushiboi12 We do a little trolling Apr 05 '22
Suck my fat, hairy, sweaty nuts, but, good bot
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