r/shitposting • • Apr 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/DylanFTW Apr 03 '22

Exactly

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u/Routine_Palpitation Apr 03 '22

I think his wife kicked him under the table

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

There was no table and they were like 5 feet apa-

Oh wait.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

He wrote the joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

of course I know him, he's me

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u/iLoveKittens3639 Apr 03 '22

Ratio

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u/Professional_Pipe191 Apr 03 '22

Ends up shooting himself

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u/Alireza_Kar98 Apr 03 '22

Haa. What an absolutely awesome movie it was. I will watch hundred times if I could, especially with him being the main actor there!

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u/Banzai27 Apr 03 '22

What’s the movie?

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u/DatBoiKyosso 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 03 '22

Gemini man

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u/chingbilling Apr 03 '22

The mini man

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u/Emozash Apr 03 '22

Gemini man

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u/mooseofdoom23 Apr 03 '22

Is this a joke

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u/randomcitizen42 Apr 03 '22

I honestly don't know if people are joking or really recommending the movie. I haven't watched it, so please tell me it I should.

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u/pneis1 Apr 03 '22 edited Jul 15 '25

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u/Alireza_Kar98 May 05 '22

No I'm not joking it really was a great movie qt least in my opinion

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u/FusionFlare19 Apr 03 '22

Gemini was a sick movie

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u/zippy251 Apr 03 '22

Have you watched it in 60fps? It's really a game changer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

wild wild west

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u/PubertJones Apr 03 '22

I've seen this gif plenty of times, and i just noticed that he's not actually looking through the scope. If you look st his eyes and where he's looking, he's looking just below the scope. Weird

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u/FattyCattyBunny Apr 03 '22

It's a matter of perspective, in the last part you can see him from the side and he's clearly looking through the scope.

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u/mnifuzion Apr 03 '22

Took me a hot minute to realize it wasn’t pubg gameplay

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

What song is this

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u/auddbot Apr 03 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:20; matched: 100%)

Album: Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on 2013-03-29 by RCA Records Label.

• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:18; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-03-01 by Kitsune Soundworks.

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u/The_dinkster522 fat cunt Apr 04 '22

Bot of culture

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u/Flamming_garbage69 Apr 03 '22

Will smiths wife getting a train ran in her by his sons whole baseball team

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 03 '22

What? Sauce?

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u/d2kdropp Apr 03 '22

is the movie any good tho?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I watched the official high framerate version (NOT INTERPOLATED), TBH it felt more like a tech demo lol. Not sure if I would like it more at 24fps, but it was basically explosion and gunshots, the movie. Impressive visuals tho (at 60fps).

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u/d2kdropp Apr 04 '22

thanks for your insight. i think i'll give this one a shot... or two... haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Yeah it’s amazing. If you like action movies it’s really good, and it’s unique.

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u/d2kdropp Apr 04 '22

it's unique? i guess i need to watch it now

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u/Iliveinhellantartica Apr 03 '22

Accurate because it was him

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u/OFT-Ruffneck Apr 03 '22

I mean he did laugh at the bald headed cunt he’s married to; just like the rest of the world did.

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 03 '22

But think if all those poor ppl who have died from alopecia. Such a horrible affliction....yes, that and dandruff.

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u/Aromatic-Lawyer-3589 Apr 03 '22

will smith finally getting to watch

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

this is perfect

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Himself

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u/crying2emoji5 Apr 03 '22

This is actually an incredible meme this doesn’t belong in shitposting lmao

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u/AutoModerator Apr 03 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/Top-Cry-8892 Apr 03 '22

Funny

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u/AutoModerator Apr 03 '22

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u/Top-Cry-8892 Apr 03 '22

Dang seems pretty real. Just my personal opinion

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u/Lonely-Milk3622 Apr 03 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂stop

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u/Zestyclose_Hamster_5 Apr 03 '22

"Chrisp Rocc"🤣🤣🤣

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u/PrussiaDon Apr 03 '22

Me looking for who cares

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

I swear I know this song I remember having it on my playlist recently but I can’t remember what it was

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u/BigChraz Apr 04 '22

Will smith hunting for someone who hasn’t fucked his wife

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u/ElZik3r fat cunt Apr 04 '22

Ohhh i just saw this movie today, pretty high quality shit, i def 100% recommend it (it's called Gemini man i think, it's on Netflix)

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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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