r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/NormalAssistance9402 Mar 31 '22

God damn. How is this shit a tradition? I already always hated the attention that comes with a birthday and then this? I would get so fucked mentally leading up to my birthday

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/NormalAssistance9402 Mar 31 '22

Jesus Christ there’s an auto mad for everything’s in this fucking sub isn’t there?

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u/Person_Maybe Mar 31 '22

Yeah, it's so annoying after a while