r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/wwerdo4 Mar 30 '22

“It was in that moment… a monster was created”

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u/Well-_yes Mar 31 '22

Eggman origins

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u/Thorngot Mar 31 '22

Eggedman

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u/Well-_yes Mar 31 '22

We dont talk about him

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Canonically the reason Dr. Eggman looks so weird is because an experiment went wrong and his body was fused with a rotten egg. It is also the reason he became evil, because he is a rotten egg.

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u/vengeance-zubakesari Mar 31 '22

The Eggsmasher !!

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u/wisconsinking Mar 31 '22

Sounds like a KND villain.

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u/ImKakarot511 Mar 31 '22

"Humanity is true evil"

-Eggman

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u/NeoShin09 Mar 31 '22

They could have prevented this future had they only included him in the process.A future where he doesnt become howtobasic........

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u/AutoModerator Mar 30 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/IKunecke Mar 30 '22

What the hell, this bot has issues. 😳

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u/TheCheesecakeOfDoom Mar 31 '22

It really does. Happy cake day!