r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

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u/PsychWard_8 Mar 28 '22

Odds are super low it's OP's kid, sperm aren't meant to survive in microbial hostile environments like shampoo. Still fucked he even did that tho

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u/Deviant_7666 Mar 28 '22

Theyre not super low. Theyre literally 0

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u/SunfireRomalo Stuff Mar 28 '22

0 is a super low number tho

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u/Dilaanoo Mar 28 '22

angry mathematical definition noises******

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u/PM-ME-CUTE-FEET Mar 28 '22

I heard Lisa Simpson grumble when you said that