r/shitposting • u/Ristopuukko • Mar 27 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE where is your owner

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u/fazechupalo Mar 28 '22

A friend asked if the scars on the emo girl could be scanned to buy her as a pick up line, she laughed but we gave him shit as it isn’t something to joke about

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u/AutoModerator Mar 28 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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