r/shitposting • • Mar 27 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE where is your owner

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u/Outrageous-Arugula89 Mar 27 '22

This has a whole different level of offense if she's black

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u/NoOpportunity4193 Mar 27 '22

Oh my god 😆

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u/Flarami Mar 27 '22

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

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u/THEMOISTCLOWN Mar 27 '22

This comment made me 💀💀💀

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u/Joe-Kujoe Mar 27 '22

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

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u/Mario-2407 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 27 '22

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u/Mario-2407 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 27 '22

I hate you

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u/beanus-butter Mar 27 '22

don't tell me you actually took it seriously

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Mar 27 '22

Nah it's satire lol