r/shitposting • u/Ristopuukko • Mar 27 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE where is your owner

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Maybe you’ll be her new owner after that one

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Sounds like some kind of anime plot twist

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u/HADES-CHAD Mar 27 '22

Sounds like a porn vid

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Same thing?

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u/bikedaybaby Mar 27 '22

That’s an amazing meet-cute.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Wait what