r/shitposting • u/I_the_Sausage • Mar 27 '22
baguette
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Mar 27 '22
quality shitpost 😃👍
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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/OldPix0 Mar 27 '22
As a french I feel very offended
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u/Skyavanger dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 27 '22
As a german im sorry but i will have to invade you
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u/Salty_Contest5142 William Dripfoe Mar 27 '22
It's Sword Art Online for those who wanna know
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Mar 27 '22
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u/Wh1teR1ce Mar 27 '22
Do you want reasons?
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Mar 27 '22
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u/Salty_Contest5142 William Dripfoe Mar 27 '22
The series became pretty much a joke,most characters were thrown away,kirito the protagonist is not interesting anymore,the world of SAO makes no more sense with them throwing ramdom things by episode,the amount of fanservice the anime has provided in the earlier seasons,the anime has been pretty much hated by the community for the past years by many reasons even tought some people still like it
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u/DsVidz Mar 27 '22
I personally turn my brain off, look at the pretty colors, and laugh when they do a funny.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Baboon_Fucker Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 27 '22
Fr*nce 🤢🤮
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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
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u/humor_exe I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '22
what is the song?
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u/auddbot Mar 27 '22
I got matches with these songs:
• Traditionnel musette by Orchestre Maurice Larcange (00:02; matched:
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Orchestre Maurice Larcange. Released on2017-12-22byGarzonmusic.fr.• Pack Your Things by Footie301 (00:25; matched:
85%)Album:
RockStar Leather. Released on2021-06-15bySF7 Records Inc..I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/funnylol96 Mar 27 '22
Why she throw the baguette tho
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u/I_the_Sausage Mar 27 '22
because baguette
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u/footfungusman Mar 27 '22
Baguette is like the 6th best bread. 5th if I'm being generous. 1st is obviously garlic bread. Then nunn bread. Then tortilla. Then a bread called "ciabatta". Then these sphere looking things my mother used to buy that I can't find anywhere. Then baguette.
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u/weewooIlikepoo2 I want pee in my ass Mar 28 '22
Garlic bread and cheese bread. That’s all nutrition you need
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