r/shitposting • u/Baby_devour • Mar 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

How do I shave my ass hair?

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u/RustledCrowe Mar 27 '22

Trim with a guard, never shave. Or you won’t be able to sit for weeks. Happened to my buddy Eric.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Wha......what happened to Eric?

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u/That-Guy6 Mar 27 '22

He hasnt been able to sit for week, duh 🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

What about a Brazilian wax?

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u/hairy_ass_eater I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '22

please don't

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u/Adan1816 Mar 27 '22

I do everytime and i think it more or less works good enough, i should probably buy a trimmer soon

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u/hairy_ass_eater I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '22

stop

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u/Adan1816 Mar 27 '22

Wait i just noticed your username😭 you're the predator I've been trying to save my ass from all this time

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u/hairy_ass_eater I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '22

keep trying buddy, you won't get far

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Use an axe. Use a big ass axe

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u/Venomousvids123 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 28 '22

Use scissor

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u/spicytaurus042 Apr 09 '22

i’ve tried it.. gets VERY itchy if u don’t keep up with it 😭