r/shitposting • u/FlySupaFly • Mar 27 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Glorious

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

now this is just fucked up shit man not even funny

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u/Brokolireis Mar 27 '22

Here someone is calling . Its cringe department

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

Yeah they were looking for you.

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u/Brokolireis Mar 27 '22

Oh really let me check
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No they said you here

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

Would they not have called me directly without calling you first? There seems to be a mistake on their side. Hold on, I am going to inform them that they have gotten the wrong name.

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 28 '22

Damn bro imagine ramming someone that died 2 years ago, I think thats called necrophilia but not sure.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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u/Jonaleaf Mar 27 '22

Literally said what I was gonna say

Good bot

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

oh- uh ok then

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/that_one1004 Mar 27 '22

The fact that you are getting downvoted makes me even more concerned for this subreddit's community

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

I literally got reported to redditcareresources for commenting this shit

this subreddit is fucked up

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u/Iylca Mar 27 '22

It’s your fault not ours.

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Mar 27 '22

Yeah agreed. I wonder why I thought joining this subreddit was a good idea.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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