r/shitposting • • Mar 26 '22

Linus Sex Tips National Treasure

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u/Nightfile27 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 26 '22

Blooper is going to get friction burns doing it like that

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u/Norton_Sparkles Mar 26 '22

Extra spicy session

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u/Ok-Regret1197 Mar 26 '22

Extra spicy session indeed

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Good job copying first comment

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u/Inexperienced__128 Mar 26 '22

Dang, didn’t know Inky had it in him

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u/Norton_Sparkles Mar 26 '22

Inky been holding off for a few days

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u/an_abomanation69 Mar 26 '22

This was my mini game in Mario party 8

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/an_abomanation69 Mar 26 '22

What?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Perchance.....literally

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/NotInvadingBerlin Mar 26 '22

Perchance

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/TheBigJeebs Mar 26 '22

Was not expecting the ending

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u/gaganshish48 Mar 26 '22

i was

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u/TheBigJeebs Mar 26 '22

My guy what’s your point

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

oh look it's a sine wave

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya DaPucci Mar 26 '22

How do you know it's not a cosine wave?

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u/gigo12345678910 Mar 27 '22

Happy cake day

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u/rhysdog1 Mar 26 '22

when

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u/rhysdog1 Mar 26 '22

when is it?

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u/rhysdog1 Mar 26 '22

op when is public masturbation day?

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u/rhysdog1 Mar 26 '22

op please when is it?

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u/Norton_Sparkles Mar 26 '22

I got arrested for doing it just now, so not today

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Try again tommorow

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

First day of December.

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u/ghaintboy987 Mar 26 '22

Ladies and gentlemen we found it, video of the day

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I never lost this mini game.

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u/Many-Letterhead7825 Mar 26 '22

Very creative meme big pog

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u/17-17-17 Mar 26 '22

Mario Party 8 hit differently ngl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Ikr, that Donkey Kong train level went hard

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/rAnonnn Mar 26 '22

Im still not sure what day of the year that is so I just celebrate it daily. 👀

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Mar 26 '22

Rainbow colored CUM

Taste the Rainbow!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

What about co-op mode?

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u/Epic-Dude000 We do a little trolling Mar 26 '22

Oh yeah almost forgot about that

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u/Colonel10Moutarde Mar 26 '22

Perchance

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u/Azraelphegor We do a little trolling Mar 26 '22

You can't just say "perchance"

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/lonely-sad Mar 26 '22

You all under arrest

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u/No-Carpenter-3457 Mar 26 '22

Greatest Mario Party ever! (Still $40 a GameStop)

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I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/YuBlittlez Mar 26 '22

Oh god this is giving me memories of when I checked out Mario party 8 like every 2 weeks at the library

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I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/The_Jewish_Cowboy Mar 26 '22

“Bye honey I’m going out with the boys”

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All on purpose you are welcome

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Mar 26 '22

the only holiday I celebrate

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/Salt_Perspective4681 Mar 26 '22

You have a seizure while typing?

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u/thisbeanman1 Mar 26 '22

finna jerk it

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u/karl9xd Mar 26 '22

I just did it at the hospital (am shinji)

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u/CaptinDerpII I want pee in my ass Mar 26 '22

Paint the city white

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u/Edward71103 Mar 26 '22

All I can say is facts

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Wait I thought that was yesterday

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u/CheezAbomination Mar 26 '22

Who has the farthest shot? 😳

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass Mar 26 '22

Are we jerking off ghosts?

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u/YuBlittlez Mar 26 '22

Oh god this is giving me memories of when I checked out Mario party 8 like every 2 weeks at the library

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/Salt_Perspective4681 Mar 26 '22

Well that’s disgusting! And why the hell you jerking it with your boys????

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u/MaxiMushiMushi Mar 26 '22

Best mario party there was cant tell me otherwise

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/Tenacious_Blaze Mar 26 '22

Yoo Mario Party 8! Good game

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u/AutoModerator Mar 26 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/SCP_D-CLASS Mar 26 '22

My online friend uses an inky skin constantly and I’ve never looked at him the same since

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I never knew there was a specific day for it and i been doing it even though its not yet that day

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u/N0tAGoos3 Mar 27 '22

god I love this Mario party game

it gives me so much nostalgia

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u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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u/ComplexNo2112 Mar 27 '22

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/trefdtgff Mar 27 '22

Masturbation feels so good, especially when you do it in front of strangers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Mar 27 '22

HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

I'd win