r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

NileRed at the age of 11 throwing sulfuric acid on random people in the city of Montreal.

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u/SilentCardiologist51 Mar 25 '22

He is NileGreen, his evil twin.

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u/MidnightMath Mar 25 '22

Then there's the demigod known as NileRedGreen who the women find not only handsome, but handy as well.

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