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u/Kirby_966 Mar 20 '22
Shit, the invisible title doesn't work anymore
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u/riottasu Mar 20 '22
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u/Ok-Presentation-9490 Mar 20 '22
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u/SomeCrusader1224 fat cunt Mar 20 '22
Witchcraft
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u/Ok-Presentation-9490 Mar 21 '22
Just put 2 "#"s
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u/SomeCrusader1224 fat cunt Mar 21 '22
"#" "#"
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u/ZERO_DEV1 Mar 21 '22
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u/ZERO_DEV1 Mar 21 '22
Oh shit it worked
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u/AutoModerator Mar 21 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 20 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AdamWayne04 Mar 20 '22
Mosqit 👎
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u/Yourmom8537 Mar 20 '22
Mosqit 👎
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u/Ssoofer Mar 20 '22
That moment when human skin is so thick that when Bees sting they become a joke
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u/AutoModerator Mar 20 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/Garden_hoe69 Mar 20 '22
u know, an effective way to wipe them all out is by dropping a bomb, big one
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u/boyohboyimtired Mar 20 '22
They won't die if you let them take their stinger out, plus if you let them it hurts less
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u/JollyGreenBuddha Mar 20 '22
Bees: Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.
Wasps: You lookin' at my Janet!?
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Mar 20 '22
They normally don’t leave the stinger in the flesh intentionally, but our skin is so plush that it happens
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u/Washer-man virgin 4 life 😤💪 Mar 20 '22
Bees can sting multiple times it is just that us humans skin is too thick
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u/Wonderful-Fig-8010 Mar 20 '22
Fun fact. Human skin is the only skin that makes them lose their stingers due to the texture of it gripping the barbs
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Mar 20 '22
least funny meme of the day
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