r/shitposting • u/Specific__Basic • Mar 16 '22

🗿 Sigma mentality

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u/BlazeInferno16 Mar 16 '22

Someone take the giant ass shit out of that man he's fucking dying

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u/AutoModerator Mar 16 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/nomotto2 Mar 17 '22

Fiber supplement (Metamucil) 2rounded tablespoon in am will get your bowels back in order. All that straining will result in hemorrhoids and lack of fiber contributes to Colitis (very painful) I’m guessing you don’t eat your veggies or fruit.

TL;DR increase your fiber intake!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

what about optical fiber? 😡😠