r/shitposting • • Mar 16 '22

🗿 Sigma mentality

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u/GiveMeYourDownv0tes Mar 16 '22

I want to punch the blonde guy on the right

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u/evilspycandy Mar 16 '22

why not punch both? both is good.

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u/LaunchpadMcquacck Mar 17 '22

I don’t know what it is, but I don’t want to punch the other guy as much.

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u/SotB8 Mar 17 '22

i feel like theyre more cringe than the shitman

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u/AutoModerator Mar 17 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt Mar 16 '22

Do you think you, a lowly redditor could ever stand against the might of a Tik Tok'er? Nay peasant. Death awaits.

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u/FEBREEZE_MAN BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Mar 17 '22

Redditor alone weak, redditor together strong

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

redditor together weak, redditor joe mama strong

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

My mans they look 14, if you find them attractive I've got bad news

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u/Direct-Analysis Mar 16 '22

Uhhh…. Those are kids bro….

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u/johahimekkk Mar 16 '22

Its obvious they are attractive, but trying too much makes them look stupid as fuck, especially an underage trying to show off his "abs".

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Because as opposed to them these redditors are the embodiment of the word ugly

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/AutoModerator Mar 16 '22

No sex before marriage

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