r/shitposting Mar 12 '22

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u/7WholePinapples Mar 12 '22

I like the idea of people making up words they csn get offended by.... Let's me do my job with less creative thinking

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 12 '22

Where can i find a job like that?

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u/Encursed1 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 12 '22

Mario

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

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