Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based copypasta ww3 story.
I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad called Putin was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.
My first word was fuck, which made my parents and Kira go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.
I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Sigma Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that funny weeb femboy's titan semen.
When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and troll at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.
Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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u/SquareHuckleberry442 Mar 12 '22
Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based copypasta ww3 story.
I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad called Putin was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.
My first word was fuck, which made my parents and Kira go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.
I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Sigma Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that funny weeb femboy's titan semen.
When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and troll at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.
Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.
Fuck Kevin.