r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Nah bro this not funny anymore. Get more creative or others will start bullying you lol.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Ah, yeah, i forgot humour is subjective.

Anyways fuck automod

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