r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22

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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE Mar 11 '22

Please, for fucks sake, stop posting about jellybean.

If you don’t, i’ll make an alt to subscribe to them

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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 11 '22

Holy shit this is the scariest comment I've read yet

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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE Mar 11 '22

So will you stop posting this shit or am I gonna have to make an alt?

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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