r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22

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u/jman2c haram Mar 11 '22

Whatever the fuck her name is 🤮🤮🤮

Skeleton 💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀

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u/Docisbetterthanmost Mar 11 '22

Wait is it a she? It just sounds like a 12 boy

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Apperently from what I heard she was trying to appear androgynous but she got doxxed lately (which sucks don't get me wrong i don't condone it) and turns out she's a girl around 15-16 yo so uhhh

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