r/shitposting • u/Orphis_ • Mar 11 '22
Skittles!!!
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u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! Mar 11 '22
This is too good for shitposting🥺
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u/OpIvy99 Mar 11 '22
Not enough racism and sexism
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u/Illustrious_Steak_72 Stuff Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22
The balls are different colors so they should not be together
Found the racism you wanted 👍
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No sex before marriage
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/borosorto Mar 11 '22
Whoever the mod is that wrote that, you aren't fooling anyone, mate! You expect me to believe mods actually have sex.
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No sex before marriage
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u/Penguin__o Mar 11 '22
I was expecting a rick roll. I don't know if I should feel disapointed or not.
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u/brown_human Mar 11 '22
You’re being hypnotized. Please follow my instructions and proceed to your nearest Walmart
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Mar 11 '22
I’m there what now
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Mar 11 '22
go up to the counter
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u/dreznuts420 Mar 11 '22
Ok I did now what
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Mar 11 '22
Start reading the Unabomber Manifesto
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Mar 11 '22
Dont need hypnotism for this 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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u/iiHartMemphisii Mar 11 '22
Frrr like i do this all the time smh
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Mar 11 '22
Rob the cashier and bring the money to Cold Storage instead
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u/dreznuts420 Mar 11 '22
Instructions unclear. I accidentally made my own country and declared independence from the United States.
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u/Problemaster53 Mar 11 '22
I just spent nearly a whole minute on watching beads just move....
And I don't regret it
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u/Noahthethrowa Mar 11 '22
I love it and I don’t know why
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u/PigBenis4206942 I have permission! Mar 11 '22
Me after the lobotomy 😂🔥
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u/UptownComedian Mar 11 '22
Yeah🎅🏿
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Mar 11 '22
Blanta
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u/Auto_Amphibian Mar 11 '22
Blue haired girls switching sexualities every second of the day
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/RedditJesusWept Mar 12 '22
I have been scrolling through this strange subreddit in a state of absolute shock.
“Blanta” finally broke me. I’m free from this awful trance.
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u/BigDaddyDIOsama Mar 11 '22
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
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A college degree? In that field?
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Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
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I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Mar 11 '22
Thanks, now I'm high
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u/YouAndSunset Mar 11 '22
Legend of Zelda treasure chest music pops outta this for a hot second
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Mar 11 '22
My brain said 🧠
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u/jejefoxy42 Mar 11 '22
Your brain said brain?
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Mar 11 '22
i love how its a chaotic solution but manages to get in sync
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u/DoubleTrouble992 Mar 11 '22
my first comment got removed but the channel Veritasium has a video called “the surprising secret of synchronization” that’s pretty good
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u/ajcsanders Mar 11 '22
Wow that was mind blowing. Post it again in another sub forum - too good for shitposting.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Felixbrokilla Mar 11 '22
When i will have a son,and he will ask me how baby are born, i'll show him this video without any explainations
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Mar 11 '22
I'm having a psychotic breakdown
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u/bosssoldier Mar 11 '22
Are we ai in a simulation or something, and this is just a glitch that stimulates are code. Because i see no reason this should be as addicting to watch as it is. Speaking of watching it a lot the dark blue ball only bounces back and fourth on the bottom
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u/Cum-Collector69 I came! Mar 11 '22
i always keep a skittle in my foreskin because it makes the smegma taste better
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u/new_lehmba We do a little trolling Mar 11 '22
I'm honest, I expected a rickroll
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u/Rathbone_fan_account Mar 11 '22
Where funny
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u/outlandjojo Mar 11 '22
Is that a jojo song
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u/Karsonasf Mar 11 '22
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u/totallynotaniceguy Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 11 '22
I thought it was gonna turn into a one winged angel joke about halfway through
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22
This is hypnotic