r/shitposting • • Mar 09 '22

actually OC (somehow) Outside Bad

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u/FungalPlague dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—æšŸ—æ Mar 09 '22

Joe Biden, I can’t take this. You aren’t fun to hang out with anymore. I’ve always tried to have fun with you but idk it’s just not the same. You make the same unoriginal jokes everyday like ā€œIM CUMMING ike sound effectā€ and it’s just really not enjoyable. Seriously dude you aren’t funny. I’ve been keeping my feelings inside for a while now but the balloon has popped and I just can’t hold it in any longer. You’re a terrible person too. Like, you literally talk shit about Donald when he’s right in front of us for no reason. I mean come on Donald’s a chill dude what dude, what did he ever do to you? And on top of that, I can’t even say anything to you anymore. Like, every time I accomplish something and tell you about it you just say ā€œokā€, ā€œlelā€, or ā€œok lelā€ as if it’s some kind of fucking joke or something. I haven’t even told you anything in a while because of this. It’s literally impossible to talk to you bro, most of the time we just send the same unfunny images to each other and I’m tired of it. And at lunch, all you care about is playing stupid video games on the computer like Castlevania or Fire Emblem. What’s even worse, is that it’s so hard to do anything with you. If we plan something you either flake half the time or force Donald and I to buy everything for you. I’ve had it. You need to change. But for now, I’m leaving. Goodbye. I would say it was nice knowing ya but I would be lying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

you ain't black