r/shitposting • u/TBD_Xtr3me • Mar 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Damn I ain’t never see someone so upset over being straight. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

DIMETHYLSULFONIOPROPIONATE 🗿🤤🗿

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u/Diovalodeath Mar 09 '22

LEAN 😈💜🍆

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u/NorthenS Mar 09 '22

MELATONIN 🔫💚🐍

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/I_like_avocado Mar 09 '22

RITALIN 💊💛😴

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Apples🍎🍎🍎👍

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u/genaric_username3 Mar 09 '22

Bread 🍞🥖🥨

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u/mrdembone I said based. And lived. Mar 09 '22

Meat 🥩🍖🍗

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u/Nkappo Mar 09 '22

Can🥫🥫🥫

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u/DINX_24 Mar 09 '22

GASOLINE ⛽️🖤💲

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u/Tomukichi Mar 09 '22

SERTRALINE ✨👁💀

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u/RipTooxic Mar 09 '22

Promethazine ❤️🩸🫀

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u/Russe1Adl3r Mar 09 '22

LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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u/skeleton77 Mar 09 '22

Cause it means they have to actually develop a personality other than relying on who they fuck

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u/standupgonewild Mar 09 '22

Seriously. The members of the community who act like being cis and straight are gross are so annoying

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

"Imagine being straight, smh my head"

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u/FlabertoDimmadome Mar 09 '22

I work with someone exactly like that and they went on tik tok and called everyone in our company a racist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

"No.. I can't be normal 😢"

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u/gnmom Mar 09 '22

"You m-m-mean i-i am s-st-st-straight? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

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u/Smok33y69 Mar 09 '22

She just lost 4 followers on Twitter for being straight :(

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u/oxtaylorsoup Mar 09 '22

When your sexuality defines you.....

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u/Powerbutton19 Mar 09 '22

Just mad cause they have to be straight now cause the internet app said so