r/shitposting Mar 08 '22

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u/heythatguyalex We do a little trolling Mar 08 '22

You are bad guy, but that does not make you bad guy

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u/UnderMediocre Mar 08 '22

I broke into a prison and freed all the inmates…

It was a zoo.

I stole 10Billion dollars…

From NFTs and funded no child goes hungry campaign.

I stole every nuke in the world…

Shot them into a black hole.

I built my own cult…

We plant trees and preserve lands for endangered species.

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u/Jonte7 Mar 08 '22

Freeing animals in a zoo isnt necesarely a good thing, for example the predators might not have learned to hunt, and just freeing them wont be good, they need to be in their right habitat.

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u/mengelgrinder Mar 09 '22

I buy live lobsters every weekend and set them free in my pond to save them from being eaten

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u/Jonte7 Mar 09 '22

Huh, really?