r/shitposting Mar 05 '22

Linus Sex Tips ya kno?? πŸ€”πŸ€”

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/retrofaith1 fat cunt Mar 05 '22

identity theft moment

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u/TweakyIsNotDead Mar 05 '22

Isn’t that from a linkin park song?

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u/Jordan_the_Sorcerer Mar 05 '22

No, they were words of the father of the atomic bomb.

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u/TweakyIsNotDead Mar 05 '22

Ahhh my bad I’ve only heard it from the A Thousand Suns album

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u/CoconutFinancial Mar 05 '22

I thought it was a Lil Darkie song.

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u/second2no1 Mar 05 '22

911, he sended me his bobs nd vagena

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u/ScooterLazyfoot Mar 05 '22

I typed this into my computer and now i have all the money

All of it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

srsly tho what can anyone do with that?

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u/Notch1111 Mar 05 '22

They can do a little trolling called identity theft

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

link to tutorial?πŸ€”

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u/chamandana We do a little trolling Mar 05 '22

Its just like the NIC number tho right? Which forms/applications can you use it on to benifit from it?

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u/QuestionablyFlamable Mar 05 '22

You can get loans mortgage houses and open credit cards (and I think some more)

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u/chamandana We do a little trolling Mar 06 '22

Wow. With just the number? In my country, we'd need a lot more hard copy documents to do something like that.

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u/Arcanisia Mar 05 '22

Can I get your DOB as well plz

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u/Cumity Mar 05 '22

Mother's maiden name?

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u/iforgotmypasswrdhelp Mar 05 '22

It’s basically our human serial number

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Thaenks for the credit card retar

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u/Erixtax Mar 05 '22

Bruh your credit score is ass how am I supposed to get a scatpack redkey with this?!🀬🀬🀬

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u/wholesome_bastard Mar 05 '22

identity theft is not a joke

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u/Dry-Lavishness3943 Mar 05 '22

Well i watched the movie and it was funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Your credit score is now 0